Donkey Kong Country

[Evilbob]

When this game came out it blew people's assholes inside out. Amazing graphics that still look great today and amazing music surpassed anyone's expectations of what the Super Nintendo could do. This game and its sequels were some of the best 2D platformers of all time and are still fun to play today.




I mean look at it, it looks amazing. Compare it to something like Frantic Flea and it'll give you a boner. Unless you're a chick, though I think if you use steroids you grow a clit-penis so then you might get one.



The game is a standard platformer, but it does have a wide variety of levels. It's pretty challenging, but not so hard that you can't beat it. Except that one factory level, it's too hard and it pisses me off. You can play as Donkey or Diddy Kong, both of whom suck compared to Dixie Kong but they're both better than Kiddy Kong. I hate that guy so much.


The boss fights are fun, though kind of easy in most cases. The control is great, no complaints here. Overall this is a great game and I suggest you play it.


Overall: 9/10 - TRES BIEN

[Bob]

I completely forgot about this series.

[Evilbob]

Yeah they neglected it like my parents neglected me. Pretty soon Diddy Kong will be on the internet yelling at mexicans and guys named Hurb.

[Michael]

all i can say is , fuck diddy kong

[Banai]

Yeah they neglected it like my parents neglected me. Pretty soon Diddy Kong will be on the internet yelling at mexicans and guys named Hurb.

DONT YOU MEAN LARY?

[Evilbob]

Yes