Ninja Warriors

**Evilbob** · Aug. 19th 2008 4:16 PM

Yeah I know it's been a while but I'm back with the greatest combination of generic ideas ever: Ninja Warriors on the Super Nintendo.

So we have another beat-em-up, but this one is a bit different than the rest. For one thing, you can only move left and right instead of in all directions. This might sound like a bad idea but it actually works really well. The game is about 3 cyborg ninjas from the future who have to save the world from a fat guy. If all games were like that I would never leave the house but alas it is not to be.

The three different characters are all very different, which is a nice change from the typical "multiple characters who are basically all the same". There are different points where each character is better suited than the rest, which adds some variety. You only get one life but you have unlimited continues, and you can switch characters as much as you want. The game is fairly challenging, but not frustratingly so. It's about 45 minutes long, which is a good length for this type of game.

The graphics are great, the music isn't for everyone, but I like it, there's a ton of different enemies so the variety is there, and it controls well. What else do you need in a game like this? Tits? Sorry, not here. Go play The Adventures of Lary if you want tits.

Overall: 9.5/10 - IT'S CALLED NINJA WARRIORS THEREFORE IT CAN'T BE BAD