Tenstones Internet Drama quick reference guide

[Evilbob]

I figure the reason no one signs up here is probably because no one knows what the fuck is going on, so here's a guide:


1. Bob/Shannon
-Bob and Shannon used to date, then they broke up because Bob is lazy and Shannon is a man
-Shannon got pissed off because Bob was using her credit card to pay for this site's hosting
-For some horrible reason naked pictures of Shannon were posted, causing most of the site's users to become raging homosexuals for a short time


See also: http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...uded_nsfw.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene..._im_jenni.html

2. Lary
-Lary's boss Ronald McGoddamnDonald caught him "burning ice" while flipping burgers and fired him
-Lary broke up with his ex with whom he has a kid
-His ex threatened to sue everyone on this site because she needs money for lottery tickets
-Currently a debate rages between Lary and n30- on who sturgil85 is the sex slave of

See also: http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...animosity.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ravelling.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...fucked_no.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ry_walker.html

3. Banai/MasterFunk/Camui
-Some bizarre "family" (cult?) that post on here instead of talking to each other when they're probably all in the same room. I guess that's what they do out in western Canada.

4. Bob/Jenni/Carl
-Jenni is Bob's current girlfriend, and a huge trade up from Shannon
-A couple months ago Bob got mad at her because she was wearing a shirt that showed too much cleavage, even though he's fine with her posting bra pictures on a forum full of anonymous perverts
-Bob ended up fighting with 400 lbs of Carl
-The police were called but when Bob started ranting about Youtube they figured he was a harmless internet nerd and let him go
-Bob and Jenni are still together but Carl doesn't invite Bob to go fishing anymore

See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ing_night.html

5. The stupidest political debate ever
-TooEarly wants to vote for John Boom-Boom McCain because he prefers McCain's policies
-A bunch of left leaners (and no I don't mean my dick) are mad because... uh... I guess TooEarly lost his right to have an opinion in a strip poker game
-TooEarly is "leaving", though it's too early (see what I did there) to tell if it's for real.


See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...k_obama-3.html

6. Elly & B-rad sittin in a tree.
- Elly likes to make pancakes and gives birth to super nerdy kids who get locked in cages.
- Brad carries a B-axe in one hand and liquor in the other.
- Elly casts Summon Creature: Noah.
- Fuck Randy.

See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...tml#post624401

7. Bob vs everyone

-Lately Bob's been fighting with people over such important subjects as how you access the site
-Bob and kuntz then started arguing about car speeds, with neither actually reading the other's posts
-Bob got pissed and implemented a new anti-trolling rule, because apparently Taxi is out of control
-Since the site is full of assholes, logically Tenstones will be empty by July

See also:
I am Barrack Obama, and I endorse PHPBB
Huh
should bob condense forums? v. vince fails
PLZ GIVE ME ATTENTION
What makes more sense?
bob is gay y todo
Should Bob...?
Cops in my state can now guess how fast you're driving
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ng-500mph.html

[Lary]

I love it. It's pure genious.

[Bob]

I love the internet.

[n30-]

keep talking about yourself and i'll keep shitting on you, got any stds? suck anyones dick for a hit?

[Lary]

Ok dude chill, you don't like me, everyone gets it and nobody really gives a shit. Keep it to the other 2 topics.

[n30-]

did i hit a nerve?

[Evilbob]

Yeah don't turn this into another drama topic, then I'll have to add this topic to this topic which is self-referential and may cause the internet to implode.

[Lary]

Not really, I thrive on people like you. Keeps me fresh and motivated. My drug of choice now.

[n30-]

slurp slurp

[sturgil85]

the truth doesn't seem to matter here

[Evilbob]

I'm not arguing semantics (big word, look it up) with someone who has a Limp Bizkit song in their signature. Especially when you can't even spell the band's name right, goddamn.

[Bob]

I think a good reference guide would have links to the sources.

[FloriaN]

This Guide needs more Carl.

[dan]

zzzz

[Evilbob]

I think a good reference guide would have links to the sources.

I put in a couple, link to more or edit them in if you have them.

[Lary]

This Guide needs more Carl.

Needs more Tyrone.

[Taxi]

This Guide needs more Carl.

how the fuck could you leave this out evilbob?

What a fucking night

[level9phreak]

DreamHost Hosting: Used to be $30 on girlfriend's debit MasterCard

DreamHost Hosting: Now $100 on Bob's debit MasterCard

Tenstones Internet Drama quick reference guide: Priceless

well thast really ineteresting i had fun on the post while reading it

[Evilbob]

Ok I added Carl, goddamn

[MasterFunk]

MORE CARL

[Michael]

Wouldn't be tenstones without carl

[MasterFunk]

I propose a new name for the site.


Carlstones

[Evilbob]

I propose a new name for the site.


Carlstones

Seconded

[Bob]

$10 and I'll buy it.