Bob Laudermilk: Dream killer

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Some of you may remember my Project Entropia Review, and this may come as a shock, but I have found a game even worse.

Pirates of the Burning Sea looked promising during development, right up untill they decided to use Sony as their publisher.

The problem with Sony publishing is that Sony doesn't publish shit. Their game servers are slow as fuck, if you can connect to the thing, their patcher has been around for a fucking decade and it doesn't patch shit. No game in hi...

Me, Randy, and his girlfriend were walking back from a 7/11, and 6 native kids come around the corner, holding three cans of what the cops told us was BEAR MACE. They asked for our shit, so Randy grabbed one of them by the neck, and I dropped another to the ground and gave him elbow shots, the back of his head smashing into concrete each time. All three of us have been maced by now, Randys girlfriend Kelsie, just stood in the middle of the brawl freaking out, and the adrenaline allowed Ra...

Alright, so there's an ad at the bottom of the forums for this "free" game, so I downloaded it and installed it hoping it'd provide at least a days worth of entertainment. I signed up for an account, and oh, what's this, apparently they need more information about me than my family even knows, and to top it off, I have to wait up to 24 hours for a human being to qualify my account.

So after this is done, it lets me choose a password. Actually it doesn't, using an insanely strict passw

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This is a really strange game. I found it accidentally actually, I was looking for midget porn and I ended up finding this instead. It seems to be early in development so I'll cut it some slack. So you play as some guy named Lary, you go around and talk to people and stuff. I don't think there's much of a story to it, though some things do happen. The graphics are pretty bad, I mean what is this, 1995? Who made this thing anyway? The battles are like Dragon Quest for the NES. The mus...

Well me and my friend were bored awhile back and stayed up all night figuring out how to say things to the Alliance. I made a Orc and he made a Night Elf on a RP server so we could meet up in peace and work it out, so I went through the alphabet and various 1, 2 letter, 3 letter and 4 letter words. Anything past 4 letters (even 3 for that matter) is pretty much nonsense and nothing the Alliance would understand. All letters and phrases are in [Orcish]. Havent tried figuring out [Gutterspeak] or Tauren s...

I figure the reason no one signs up here is probably because no one knows what the fuck is going on, so here's a guide of some of the highlights of the drama that's gone on over the last few years: 1. Bob/Shannon -Bob and Shannon used to date, then they broke up because Bob is lazy and Shannon is a man -Shannon got pissed off because Bob was using her credit card to pay for this site's hosting -For some horrible reason naked pictures of Shannon were posted, causing most of the sit...

"Dave Thomas was born in 1937 to an uncaring father and an alcoholic mother. After their divorce in 1942 he was put in an orphanage. The other orphans often bullied Dave due to his white hair and glasses. This made Dave Thomas despise all orphans and he swore one day he would get his revenge. He eventually moved in with a distant relative of Colonel Harland Sanders, who taught him the ins and outs of the restaurant business. ... In 1962 a disgruntled Thomas opened his very first resta...