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I figure the reason no one signs up here is probably because no one knows what the fuck is going on, so here's a guide of some of the highlights of the drama that's gone on over the last few years:
1. Bob/Shannon
-Bob and Shannon used to date, then they broke up because Bob is lazy and Shannon is a man
-Shannon got pissed off because Bob was using her credit card to pay for this site's hosting
-For some horrible reason naked pictures of Shannon were posted, causing most of the site's users to become raging homosexuals for a short time
See also: http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...uded_nsfw.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene..._im_jenni.html
2. Lary
-Lary's boss Ronald McGoddamnDonald caught him "burning ice" while flipping burgers and fired him
-Lary broke up with his ex with whom he has a kid
-His ex threatened to sue everyone on this site because she needs money for lottery tickets
-Currently a debate rages between Lary and n30- on who sturgil85 is the sex slave of
See also: http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...animosity.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ravelling.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...fucked_no.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ry_walker.html
3. Banai/MasterFunk/Camui
-Some bizarre "family" (cult?) that post on here instead of talking to each other when they're probably all in the same room. I guess that's what they do out in western Canada.
4. Bob/Jenni/Carl
-Jenni is Bob's current girlfriend, and a huge trade up from Shannon
-A couple months ago Bob got mad at her because she was wearing a shirt that showed too much cleavage, even though he's fine with her posting bra pictures on a forum full of anonymous perverts
-Bob ended up fighting with 400 lbs of Carl
-The police were called but when Bob started ranting about Youtube they figured he was a harmless internet nerd and let him go
-Bob and Jenni are still together but Carl doesn't invite Bob to go fishing anymore
See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ing_night.html
5. The stupidest political debate ever
-TooEarly wants to vote for John Boom-Boom McCain because he prefers McCain's policies
-A bunch of left leaners (and no I don't mean my dick) are mad because... uh... I guess TooEarly lost his right to have an opinion in a strip poker game
-TooEarly is "leaving", though it's too early (see what I did there) to tell if it's for real.
See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...k_obama-3.html
6. Elly & B-rad sittin in a tree.
- Elly likes to make pancakes and gives birth to super nerdy kids who get locked in cages.
- Brad carries a B-axe in one hand and liquor in the other.
- Elly casts Summon Creature: Noah.
- Fuck Randy.
See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...tml#post624401
7. Bob vs everyone
-Lately Bob's been fighting with people over such important subjects as how you access the site
-Bob and kuntz then started arguing about car speeds, with neither actually reading the other's posts
-Bob got pissed and implemented a new anti-trolling rule, because apparently Taxi is out of control
-Since the site is full of assholes, logically Tenstones will be empty by July
See also:
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...rse-phpbb.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...60349-huh.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/anno...tml#post583959
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...attention.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ore-sense.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ay-y-todo.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...hould-bob.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...e-driving.html
http://www.tenstones.net/forums/gene...ng-500mph.html
Damn! I missed it!
Think majority of us missed it !_!
Rob