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Project Entropia Review

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  • Project Entropia Review

    Alright, so there's an ad at the bottom of the forums for this "free" game, so I downloaded it and installed it hoping it'd provide at least a days worth of entertainment. I signed up for an account, and oh, what's this, apparently they need more information about me than my family even knows, and to top it off, I have to wait up to 24 hours for a human being to qualify my account.
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    So after this is done, it lets me choose a password. Actually it doesn't, using an insanely strict password policy, it pretty much tells me what password I'm going to use. Wow, I'm already pissed off and I haven't even installed the fucking thing.

    So it's installed, updates, updates some more, then starts. It tells me I agree to this and I agree to that, then it finally lets me pick my "avatar". Nice, it has a whole range of options, none of which seem to do jack shit. I click random char and log in. Lovely, my chat box tells me "You have connected to the chat server" and the 3D world pops up. Nice.

    I have no clue what to do. Thanks for telling me I'm connected, which any idiot will realize, but not what to do. Fucking retards. I press 'W' assuming it would move me forward, I was correct, however, I moved real real slow. So slow, I in fact jammed my pen on the key and went for a smoke, when I got back,

    I was almost to some sorta Kiosk that probably sold something or gave me some not-so-useful advice. I then start clicking on buttons. None of them are labeled, nor does the site seem to have any help. Fuck searching through the folders for any type of help file. I find some in-game help, it tells me, if I hold down: 'q', 'w', and '4', I can run AND use my mouse to steer my guy (I couldn't steer before, luckily it spawned pointing at something that didn't look like a skyline).

    I saw some guy who was also as lost as myself, and tried to attack him. No luck. Then he zoomed off into oblivion on some hovercraft shit. Hacker.

    The best part about this game was it's uninstaller. I've used hundreds of uninstallers in my life time, maybe even thousands, and none, NONE, have ever removed files faster then this thing. This thing was the file destroyer of a battleship group. It smoked 750mb's or so of files instantly. Wow, beautiful uninstaller. To sum it up, I suggest you all downloaded this game asap, install it, then uninstall it, I guarantee you'll NEVER see something uninstall so fast. Ever.

    -Kuntz

    • Evilbob
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      It's going to be a pube sandwich with extra anus crust.

    • Bob
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      Oh baby keep talking to me like that. I'm rock hard.

    • Michael
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      Michael commented
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      yum.....
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