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  • I got jumped. [A.K.A. The day MasterFunk became a man]

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    Me, Randy, and his girlfriend were walking back from a 7/11, and 6 native kids come around the corner, holding three cans of what the cops told us was BEAR MACE.

    They asked for our shit, so Randy grabbed one of them by the neck, and I dropped another to the ground and gave him elbow shots, the back of his head smashing into concrete each time.

    All three of us have been maced by now, Randys girlfriend Kelsie, just stood in the middle of the brawl freaking out, and the adrenaline allowed Randy and I to keep fighting.

    I figure the kid I was beating on was finished, so I got up and checked how Randy was doing, hard to see, I pick out one of the shaped and hope to god it wasn't Randy.

    I run at him full force, jump into the air, and kicked that motherfucker in the face; He was standing, landing I did a roll, grabbing another kid down by the legs I gave him shots, while Randy booted the kid I kicked in the face.

    Randy pulls one kid off me, while I was giving another shots, and they all started to run.


    When they were all gone, the adrenaline started to wear off and we were choking and running around blind for about five minuted when some dude from Georgies Burger and Subs let us into their building. We splashed our face under the water for like ten minutes, when the cops got there they told us that was a bad idea.

    That was at like three in the morning last night, and my skin still burns, unbearably sometimes.

    True story, happened on Henderson and I think Poplar, right beside the MoneyMart.


    Also, Randy had $500 cash on him at the time, and I had $90.











    I hate Winnipeg.

    • Alex
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      Alex commented
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      Re: I got jumped.

      Dear Nolan. I am never coming back to Winnipeg. I could've tried harder to meet up and say hi to you but the amount of aggressive pan handling from the Natives (which is actually quite sad, I'm not ragging on that really) and lack of fun was too unbearable.
      Sincerely,
      Alex.

    • n30-
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      n30- commented
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      Re: I got jumped.

      [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aJROW6cuEM"]YouTube - So You Get Nothing, You Lose! Good Day Sir![/ame]

    • MasterFunk
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      MasterFunk commented
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      Dear Alex,

      Winnipeg sucks; fuck you.

      Nolan.
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