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Weekly Broke Ass Previews: 7/18/10

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  • Weekly Broke Ass Previews: 7/18/10


    My previews are clearly making a difference because this week there actually is a shortage of shitty games. I'm sure next week will be chalked full but week I've only got two for you.

    20 July 2010
    Need for Speed World
    (PC)
    This game doesnít technically even come out until the 27th but itís a slow week and you can pre-order the Need For Speed World Starter Pack and gain early access, unlock exclusive cars, earn double XP, an assortment of power-ups, receive a permanent VIP title, and a $20 credit for in-game currency called SpeedBoost. The game itself is free to download and play, but you wonít be able to level past 10 unless you pay for the $20 Starter Pack, which unlocks levels 11-50.

    I played the beta it was all right but I didnít like using the keyboard to play. While the game is only $20 I burned through all of my power-ups within a couple of races so Iím guessing by the time youíve reached level 50 youíre going to have spent quite a bit on SpeedBoost.

    Verdict: TRY. Itís free until level 10 and you can practice running from the cops, so after you hit up that 7/11 for $20 to buy the full game youíll know what to do.
    21 July 2010
    limbo
    (Xbox 360)
    In a world where you think youíve played everything Xbox Live Arcade brings you everyoneís favorite dance the limbo or so I hoped. Instead what I got was a silent film turned into game. You play as a little kid trying to find his sister, in a world that has mysteriously lost its color, sound, and 3rd dimension. Itís a side scroller so naturally the princess ehh sister is to the right and after about 3 hours of walking to the right in a continuous level youíll find her.

    Verdict: While itís not a shitty game, I donít feel a game youíre going to play once, maybe twice if you suck or you want to show a friend, is worth any money. Trick your friend into buying it or figure out a way to PIRATE it.

    Tenstones Gaming Community does not support piracy these reviews are intended solely for comedic value.
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