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Broke Ass Preview: Kirby's Epic Yarn

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  • Broke Ass Preview: Kirby's Epic Yarn


    So far Iím pretty sure the only point of this game is to collect furniture for your house. The game is essentially a simulator for going to IKEA. Each level you wander around very stylish areas looking for the only things not made out of yarn: furniture and other house decorations. This game is defiantly targeted at kids, you canít die, the only thing that makes it at all challenging, just like IKEA, is the layout and finding the furniture, which is optional you can just clear the level and move on.

    Verdict: RENT. Who hasnít smoked a joint and wandered around IKEA for a couple hours? Itís worth a play, but not your money.
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