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  • Evilbob's "Daily" review threads

    Yeah we all know it won't be daily, but let's pretend. In this topic I'll review random games that I've played over the years. The first game is my least favorite game ever:






    Ok the name alone should tell you it sucks ass. Frantic Flea? Why not Crazy Cat or Hectic Humberto? Second, it's rated K-A. If a game is so old that it's rated K-A it probably sucks. So what's this piece of crap about?





    Apparently you're a mexican bug and your goal is to go around and say shit like BENG BENG. This is worse than a MasterFunk game. The game just sucks, controlling your guy is about as easy as aiming your uncle's pissing dick into a toilet with your teeth, the music is crap, and there's no nudity. Overall I give this game a 0/10: Worse than herpes.
    Last edited by Evilbob; Jun. 16th 2008, 9:44 PM.
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



  • #2
    The only thing that suprised me about that review dawg is the 5/10 you gave it. It sounded so shitty I figured the rating would be neg nig.
    Tenst0wns
    ..and we found it, and it was pro.

    Originally posted by Evilbob
    People are fucked up.



    MASTERFUNK says: IRL sucks, there's no town gates.
    btw DJ is cool

    Alex says: new pencil + thin screwdriver combined with beach muscles beats STUPID CPU FAN

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    • #3
      I was going to give everything a 5/10 but I changed my mind.
      HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
      HE WRITES POETRY
      HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
      UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

      HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
      HE DYES IT JET BLACK
      BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
      JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
      HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
      BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
      HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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      • #4
        Worse than a masterfunk game?

        Ouch.




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        • #5
          Thanks Bob, you saved me $2 from having to buy this at the local flea market.

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          • #6
            haha thats great... but play superman 64 then complain :P
            Signature Under construction... kinda.

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            • #7
              Evilbob is a sexy man.
              Attached Files
              Last edited by Evilbob; Jun. 19th 2008, 8:44 PM.
              ☆Immortal☆

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              • #8
                Why thank you
                HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
                HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
                HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
                HE WRITES POETRY
                HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
                UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

                HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
                HE DYES IT JET BLACK
                BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
                JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
                HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
                BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
                HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
                HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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                • #9
                  Hey that took me like 10 mins to write
                  ☆Immortal☆

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                  • #10
                    more rpg plix
                    Tenst0wns
                    ..and we found it, and it was pro.

                    Originally posted by Evilbob
                    People are fucked up.



                    MASTERFUNK says: IRL sucks, there's no town gates.
                    btw DJ is cool

                    Alex says: new pencil + thin screwdriver combined with beach muscles beats STUPID CPU FAN

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Banai View Post
                      more rpg plix


                      I'm going to do a run through of all the Final Fantasy games pretty soon.
                      HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
                      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                      HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
                      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                      HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
                      HE WRITES POETRY
                      HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
                      UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

                      HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
                      HE DYES IT JET BLACK
                      BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
                      JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
                      HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
                      BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
                      HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
                      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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                      • #12
                        POWER
                        Tenst0wns
                        ..and we found it, and it was pro.

                        Originally posted by Evilbob
                        People are fucked up.



                        MASTERFUNK says: IRL sucks, there's no town gates.
                        btw DJ is cool

                        Alex says: new pencil + thin screwdriver combined with beach muscles beats STUPID CPU FAN

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: Evilbob's "Daily" review threads

                          I've been waiting 2 years for those reviews. Get on them.
                          Go Lions!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Evilbob's "Daily" review threads

                            I was going to do a couple then the site went down... I'll do one in a bit.
                            HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
                            HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                            HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
                            HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                            HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
                            HE WRITES POETRY
                            HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
                            UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

                            HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
                            HE DYES IT JET BLACK
                            BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
                            JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
                            HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
                            BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
                            HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
                            HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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                            • #15
                              Re: Evilbob's "Daily" review threads

                              Can't figure out how the new album upload feature works, if it actually does. I don't think it does.
                              HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
                              HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                              HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
                              HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                              HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
                              HE WRITES POETRY
                              HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
                              UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

                              HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
                              HE DYES IT JET BLACK
                              BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
                              JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
                              HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
                              BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
                              HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
                              HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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                              • #16
                                Re: Evilbob's "Daily" review threads

                                It's broken right now. Just use imageshack or whatever. I put the ones with working images on the front page.

                                What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
                                What we know is almost nothing at all
                                But we are what we are 'til the day we die
                                Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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