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My tireless work here has its benefits, not least of which was two first class tickets to E3. I don't really know anyone so I went myself. Uhh anyway, here's my brief impressions on the next generation of games coming out.
Microsoft: Kinetic looks dumb. Seeing some asian girl pretend to be licked by a tiger while giggling quasi-sexually was just disturbing. It wasn't even a live demo. Call me when they make an asian girl licking simulator aww yeah.
Sony: Sequels and a Wiimote knockoff. Yawn.
Nintendo: 3DS looks cool, but it's hard to say if it's worth the price for a 3D upgrade.A new Paper Mario game is coming out for it, which is awesome. A new Zelda game is coming out but the graphics are worse than Twilight Princess and that came out years ago. Also they're making a new Donkey Kong Country game which looks great.
Overall nothing too exciting, but Nintendo has some cool games coming out. On the other hand they're doing the same old shit - relying on the same old series. I'll still end up buying them though.
Microsoft: Kinetic looks dumb. Seeing some asian girl pretend to be licked by a tiger while giggling quasi-sexually was just disturbing. It wasn't even a live demo. Call me when they make an asian girl licking simulator aww yeah.
Sony: Sequels and a Wiimote knockoff. Yawn.
Nintendo: 3DS looks cool, but it's hard to say if it's worth the price for a 3D upgrade.A new Paper Mario game is coming out for it, which is awesome. A new Zelda game is coming out but the graphics are worse than Twilight Princess and that came out years ago. Also they're making a new Donkey Kong Country game which looks great.
Overall nothing too exciting, but Nintendo has some cool games coming out. On the other hand they're doing the same old shit - relying on the same old series. I'll still end up buying them though.
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