SNES TMNT IV - Turtles in Time

[Evilbob]

Next up we have an all time classic, a game that really makes you rethink your pathetic life. That's right. Turtles in Time.





This game is a member of my favorite genre, the go-to-the-right-and-hit-people game. Usually these games are about saving your girlfriend from some gang, but this one is about saving the Statue of Liberty from the future. Personally I'd just say fuck it, who needs an ugly giant stone bitch, but I guess I just don't understand the thought process of a ninja turtle.



As you can see, the graphics are pretty good. Much better than that piece of shit Frantic Flea. The music is nice too, sometimes I sing the theme from level 8 at the top of my lungs while going through a drive-thru. The game controls well and there's a good variety of enemies to kill. It's overall a really fun game, though you can beat it in about 25 minutes so it's kind of short. But then again so is my penis.





How many games feature a lizard man donkey punching a turtle? Just one: Turtles in Time. Overall score: 9/10 - Better than sex with a midget hooker

[Bob]

Yeah that game rules. I remember renting it. Isn't that one where you hit the guys into the screen?

[Troy]

Thats battletoads vs. double dragon.

I think at the end of turtles in time you are throwing foot clan members into the face of shredder, which is the screen.

[Evilbob]

You can send people into the screen in both games, you throw them in TMNT and hit them into it with sticks in Battletoads vs Double Dragon. I know way too much about Super Nintendo beat em ups.