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TMNT IV - Turtles in Time

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  • SNES TMNT IV - Turtles in Time

    Next up we have an all time classic, a game that really makes you rethink your pathetic life. That's right. Turtles in Time.





    This game is a member of my favorite genre, the go-to-the-right-and-hit-people game. Usually these games are about saving your girlfriend from some gang, but this one is about saving the Statue of Liberty from the future. Personally I'd just say fuck it, who needs an ugly giant stone bitch, but I guess I just don't understand the thought process of a ninja turtle.



    As you can see, the graphics are pretty good. Much better than that piece of shit Frantic Flea. The music is nice too, sometimes I sing the theme from level 8 at the top of my lungs while going through a drive-thru. The game controls well and there's a good variety of enemies to kill. It's overall a really fun game, though you can beat it in about 25 minutes so it's kind of short. But then again so is my penis.





    How many games feature a lizard man donkey punching a turtle? Just one: Turtles in Time. Overall score: 9/10 - Better than sex with a midget hooker
    Last edited by Evilbob; Jul. 5th 2010, 5:55 PM.
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



  • #2
    Yeah that game rules. I remember renting it. Isn't that one where you hit the guys into the screen?

    What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
    What we know is almost nothing at all
    But we are what we are 'til the day we die
    Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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    • #3
      Thats battletoads vs. double dragon.

      I think at the end of turtles in time you are throwing foot clan members into the face of shredder, which is the screen.
      Last edited by Troy; Jun. 18th 2008, 2:21 PM.
      http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap100120.html

      How insignificant you are.

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      • #4
        You can send people into the screen in both games, you throw them in TMNT and hit them into it with sticks in Battletoads vs Double Dragon. I know way too much about Super Nintendo beat em ups.
        HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
        HE WRITES POETRY
        HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
        UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

        HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
        HE DYES IT JET BLACK
        BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
        JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
        HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
        BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
        HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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