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Evilbob's Daily Reviews: River City Ransom

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    Yeah we're breaking into 8 bit territory now. River City Ransom is another beat 'em up, only this one has RPG elements added to it. When you kill someone you earn money, which you can use to buy items to upgrade your stats and learn new moves. Do these upgraded stats do anything? I don't think so. Do you need the new moves? I doubt it. But still, it's a nice feature.


    So what's the point of this game? Well you have to rescue your *sigh* girlfriend from *sigh* a gang of thugs. There are different "gangs" in each area, and they say stuff when they die. There's nothing more satisfying than seeing "BARF!" after punching some guy in the face for 3 minutes.


    Very nice detail on the ass crack. There's only one person who has an ass better than that:


    But anyway, the game is pretty fun, but it does get kind of repetitive. The sound effects are old school awesomeness, and the graphics are above average.
    Overall I'd give it a 7.8: BARF!
    Last edited by Bob; May. 28th 2010, 6:55 PM. Reason: Images
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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