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The Simpsons: Hit and Run

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  • PS2 The Simpsons: Hit and Run


    There have been tons of Simpsons games over the years, and most of them are crap. Outside of the Simpsons arcade game, there really weren't many good games featuring everyone's favorite family (outside of the Manson family anyway). Then someone looked at GTA 3, thought "Holy shit, people like that", and decided to rip it off hardcore. Did they succeed? Will I post pictures of Gwen Stefani? Does anyone really give a shit? Read on and find out.


    What we have here is a free roaming game like GTA 3 and the like. You walk or drive around and find various missions to do, as well as try to find hidden items and such to unlock secrets. Is it original? No, but it's a good game and that's what really matters.


    The game has a ton of references to various episodes of the show. You play as Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, and Apu for some reason. There are 7 levels, but only 3 of these are unique, the rest are slightly altered versions of the original 3. They're all large levels, so this isn't as bad as you might think. The graphics are good, there are a ton of different sound clips, and the game controls ok. There are some issues with some of the jumps you have to make, but usually it's decent. 3D games like this rarely have good platforming sections, which is probably why GTA games don't have you jumping around like an asshole.


    My only complaint about this game is that the missions are very repetitive. There are really only 4 different missions, they just slightly alter them multiple times. The last 4 or so missions suck balls, they're all the exact same. Fuck that. Nonetheless, this is a great game for Simpsons fans. All the in-jokes and references alone make it worth it. It's only like $0.50 now too.

    Overall: 7.8/10 - Cool beaners
    Last edited by Bob; May. 28th 2010, 6:51 PM. Reason: Images
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



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    Re: The Simpsons: Hit and Run

    Hmm I might pick this up.

    What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
    What we know is almost nothing at all
    But we are what we are 'til the day we die
    Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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    • #3
      Re: The Simpsons: Hit and Run

      This game fucking sucked dick.

      Nothing fucking worked, controls were shit, people sounded nothing like they should, and the cars drove after they've been exploded so far beyond realism they were blackend steel frames, ( if its enough to blow the motor so far out of the car it become nonexistint, dont you think the steel frame would be dented at all?)

      IT STILL DRIVES, THERES NO WHEELS OR MOTOR




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      • #4
        Re: The Simpsons: Hit and Run

        GOD FORBID A LACK OF REALISM IN A SIMPSONS GAME
        HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
        HE WRITES POETRY
        HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
        UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

        HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
        HE DYES IT JET BLACK
        BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
        JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
        HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
        BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
        HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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