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  • SNES Donkey Kong Country



    When this game came out it blew people's assholes inside out. Amazing graphics that still look great today and amazing music surpassed anyone's expectations of what the Super Nintendo could do. This game and its sequels were some of the best 2D platformers of all time and are still fun to play today.




    I mean look at it, it looks amazing. Compare it to something like Frantic Flea and it'll give you a boner. Unless you're a chick, though I think if you use steroids you grow a clit-penis so then you might get one.



    The game is a standard platformer, but it does have a wide variety of levels. It's pretty challenging, but not so hard that you can't beat it. Except that one factory level, it's too hard and it pisses me off. You can play as Donkey or Diddy Kong, both of whom suck compared to Dixie Kong but they're both better than Kiddy Kong. I hate that guy so much.


    The boss fights are fun, though kind of easy in most cases. The control is great, no complaints here. Overall this is a great game and I suggest you play it.


    Overall: 9/10 - TRES BIEN
    Last edited by Bob; Sep. 4th 2008, 11:28 PM. Reason: ._.
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



  • #2
    Re: Donkey Kong Country

    I completely forgot about this series.

    What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
    What we know is almost nothing at all
    But we are what we are 'til the day we die
    Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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    • #3
      Re: Donkey Kong Country

      Yeah they neglected it like my parents neglected me. Pretty soon Diddy Kong will be on the internet yelling at mexicans and guys named Hurb.
      HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
      HE WRITES POETRY
      HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
      UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

      HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
      HE DYES IT JET BLACK
      BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
      JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
      HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
      BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
      HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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      • #4
        Re: Donkey Kong Country

        all i can say is , fuck diddy kong
        Signature Under construction... kinda.

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        • #5
          Re: Donkey Kong Country

          Originally posted by Evilbob View Post
          Yeah they neglected it like my parents neglected me. Pretty soon Diddy Kong will be on the internet yelling at mexicans and guys named Hurb.
          DONT YOU MEAN LARY?
          Tenst0wns
          ..and we found it, and it was pro.

          Originally posted by Evilbob
          People are fucked up.



          MASTERFUNK says: IRL sucks, there's no town gates.
          btw DJ is cool

          Alex says: new pencil + thin screwdriver combined with beach muscles beats STUPID CPU FAN

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          • #6
            Re: Donkey Kong Country

            Yes
            HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
            HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
            HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
            HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
            HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
            HE WRITES POETRY
            HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
            UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

            HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
            HE DYES IT JET BLACK
            BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
            JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
            HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
            BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
            HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
            HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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