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Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

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    Mickey Mousecapades is an old school platfomer, which means it's too damn hard. I hate games that are too damn hard, I don't mind a challenge but being hit by 300 birds at once is fucking annoying. But that's jumping ahead.




    The game starts off innocently enough, Mickey and Minnie are going through a fun house to find a key for some reason. I would just call the maintenance team if I needed to get through and the door was locked, fuck getting it yourself. Anyway, you have absolutely no way to defend yourself, which means you're going to take hits. Then you end up getting a ninja star, because if there's anything I associate with Mickey Mouse it's a shuriken. The game is actually pretty good after you get a way to defend yourself.



    Then we come to the ocean level and the game starts to suck it hard. Tons of shit flies at you and you have no time to dodge it because it spawns so fast. Plus the jumps are awkward as having your grandfather catching you with a condom full of frozen poop in your ass, and if you or Minnie fall in the water you die. I stopped caring at this point so I don't know what else happens.



    I don't have anymore pictures so here's that chick from that band from 5 years ago.

    The music is godawful, the controls are lame, the graphics aren't very good, and I found it repetitive after about 5 minutes.


    Overall: 3/10 - The Avenged Sevenfold of video games - it seems ok at first, then you just want it to die.
    Last edited by Bob; Sep. 4th 2008, 11:30 PM.
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



  • #2
    Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

    Bob is going to get angry if you keep saying mean things about his favorite band.
    Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

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    • #3
      Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

      He knows I'm only kidding. Avenged Sevenfold suck the second you hear them.
      HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
      HE WRITES POETRY
      HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
      UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

      HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
      HE DYES IT JET BLACK
      BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
      JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
      HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
      BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
      HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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      • #4
        Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

        Negative.

        They don't suck until you hear the singer.
        Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

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        • #5
          Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

          You're all gay.

          What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
          What we know is almost nothing at all
          But we are what we are 'til the day we die
          Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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          • #6
            Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

            How rude.
            Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

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            • #7
              Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

              I like this song even though they look like homosexual vampires.

              [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejOmuzAXsnw"]YouTube - A7X - Unholy Confessions[/ame]

              And like 2 more of their songs off the same cd, the rest suck though.
              Last edited by Bob; Sep. 4th 2008, 11:30 PM.
              Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

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              • #8
                Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

                If good looks meant good music wouldn't there be a lot better pop music?

                What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
                What we know is almost nothing at all
                But we are what we are 'til the day we die
                Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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                • #9
                  Re: Mickey Mousecapades (Request)

                  As far as homosexual vampires are concerned, Vamp from MGS >>> Avenged Sevenfold
                  HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
                  HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                  HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
                  HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
                  HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
                  HE WRITES POETRY
                  HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
                  UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

                  HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
                  HE DYES IT JET BLACK
                  BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
                  JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
                  HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
                  BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
                  HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
                  HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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