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Mickey Mousecapades is an old school platfomer, which means it's too damn hard. I hate games that are too damn hard, I don't mind a challenge but being hit by 300 birds at once is fucking annoying. But that's jumping ahead.
The game starts off innocently enough, Mickey and Minnie are going through a fun house to find a key for some reason. I would just call the maintenance team if I needed to get through and the door was locked, fuck getting it yourself. Anyway, you have absolutely no way to defend yourself, which means you're going to take hits. Then you end up getting a ninja star, because if there's anything I associate with Mickey Mouse it's a shuriken. The game is actually pretty good after you get a way to defend yourself.
Then we come to the ocean level and the game starts to suck it hard. Tons of shit flies at you and you have no time to dodge it because it spawns so fast. Plus the jumps are awkward as having your grandfather catching you with a condom full of frozen poop in your ass, and if you or Minnie fall in the water you die. I stopped caring at this point so I don't know what else happens.
I don't have anymore pictures so here's that chick from that band from 5 years ago.
The music is godawful, the controls are lame, the graphics aren't very good, and I found it repetitive after about 5 minutes.
Overall: 3/10 - The Avenged Sevenfold of video games - it seems ok at first, then you just want it to die.
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