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    I'm not going to lie, I don't like this game. I mean I know it was released a long time ago so I should give it some slack, but I played it in 2005 and I just found it too boring. I'll give it credit for innovating the Final Fantasy series and saving Square, but playing it now is like watching paint dry.





    So what's this game about? Well you're these 4 warriors from nowhere who have to save the world from Garland, who is about to knock you all down. Sure it sounds great, but that's the entire fucking plot. Like there's nothing else, at all. You spend the rest of the game trying to talk kings into building bridges. BORING





    Boy these graphics are amazing. I guess you're fighting in space because there's no land. The music is alright, for a game from 200 years ago anyway. One interesting feature is that you can choose what class you want your 4 characters to be at the start of the game. This gives you hundreds of ways to play through the game. Of course that's like taking different kinds of laxative - sure it'll be a bit different each time, but you still end up with a pile of shit.





    If you want to know what playing the first Final Fantasy is like, look at this picture. Now take away the background, interesting characters, cool enemy, different skills, and everything else that's fun, and you're left with Final Fantasy 1.

    Overall: 3/10 - boring, but gets points for being the start of a great series.
    Last edited by Bob; Sep. 4th 2008, 11:29 PM.
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



  • #2
    Re: Final Fantasy

    One good point is, the staff and the game mature nicely after this. well, after 6.
    Tenst0wns
    ..and we found it, and it was pro.

    Originally posted by Evilbob
    People are fucked up.



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    • #3
      Re: Final Fantasy

      The first picture is broken.

      You should use the albums to store the pictures. We have 550GB of space so might as well use it.

      What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
      What we know is almost nothing at all
      But we are what we are 'til the day we die
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      • #4
        Re: Final Fantasy

        Good idea, I'll use it from now on.
        HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
        HE WRITES POETRY
        HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
        UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

        HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
        HE DYES IT JET BLACK
        BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
        JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
        HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
        BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
        HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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