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Project Entropia Review

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  • LAWL Project Entropia Review

    Alright, so there's an ad at the bottom of the forums for this "free" game, so I downloaded it and installed it hoping it'd provide at least a days worth of entertainment. I signed up for an account, and oh, what's this, apparently they need more information about me than my family even knows, and to top it off, I have to wait up to 24 hours for a human being to qualify my account. So after this is done, it lets me choose a password. Actually it doesn't, using an insanely strict password policy, it pretty much tells me what password I'm going to use. Wow, I'm already pissed off and I haven't even installed the fucking thing. So it's installed, updates, updates some more, then starts. It tells me I agree to this and I agree to that, then it finally lets me pick my "avatar". Nice, it has a whole range of options, none of which seem to do jack shit. I click random char and log in. Lovely, my chat box tells me "You have connected to the chat server" and the 3D world pops up. Nice. I have no clue what to do. Thanks for telling me I'm connected, which any idiot will realize, but not what to do. Fucking retards. I press 'W' assuming it would move me forward, I was correct, however, I moved real real slow. So slow, I in fact jammed my pen on the key and went for a smoke, when I got back, I was almost to some sorta Kiosk that probably sold something or gave me some not-so-useful advice. I then start clicking on buttons. None of them are labeled, nor does the site seem to have any help. Fuck searching through the folders for any type of help file. I find some in-game help, it tells me, if I hold down: 'q', 'w', and '4', I can run AND use my mouse to steer my guy (I couldn't steer before, luckily it spawned pointing at something that didn't look like a skyline). I saw some guy who was also as lost as myself, and tried to attack him. No luck. Then he zoomed off into oblivion on some hovercraft shit. Hacker. The best part about this game was it's uninstaller. I've used hundreds of uninstallers in my life time, maybe even thousands, and none, NONE, have ever removed files faster then this thing. This thing was the file destroyer of a battleship group. It smoked 750mb's or so of files instantly. Wow, beautiful uninstaller. To sum it up, I suggest you all downloaded this game asap, install it, then uninstall it, I guarantee you'll NEVER see something uninstall so fast. Ever.

    -Kuntz
    Last edited by kuntz; Mar. 2nd 2009, 2:03 AM.

  • #2
    yea that game blows, u have to put IRL money into your char so he can gamble with it in the game, then if u win u can get ur winnings back, its an online gambling game, and very gay.
    I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

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    • #3
      lol
      http://ish.bounceme.net

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      • #4
        haha you should make your own review site.
        HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
        HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
        HE WRITES POETRY
        HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
        UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

        HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
        HE DYES IT JET BLACK
        BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
        JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
        HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
        BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
        HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
        HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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        • #5
          Originally posted by Evilbob
          haha you should make your own review site.
          Tenstones.net izzit?

          What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
          What we know is almost nothing at all
          But we are what we are 'til the day we die
          Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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          • #6
            They auto-emailed me asking why I hadn't logged in for awhile, I replied with a link to this lovely review.

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            • #7
              PE sucks.
              EGO

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              • #8
                <3 brett

                I still remember this like 2 year old topic on hbp:
                Elvine won sunday crusade
                and in the topic there was: another example of post you will never see.

                <3
                Its better to look good than to actually feel good.

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                • #9
                  ahahahaah

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                  • #10
                    I played Project Entropia in the alpha stages when all there was was white walls everywhere. My brother always had high hopes for it. He'd log in once a week to see if they added any updates for it yet. This was about 2 years ago. The game has and always will suck ass. I could've told you not to waste your time downloading it Brett.
                    Go Lions!

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                    • #11
                      and thats coming from an admin of graal
                      Tony: I think you're cute.
                      Derek: Go away, fag.



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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Derek
                        and thats coming from an admin of graal
                        Where'd that come from? What does Graal have anything to do with it?
                        Go Lions!

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                        • #13
                          i think graal sucked preeeeetttty bad, so you saying proj. ent. sucked is saying it must be HORRID. <3 mookish
                          Tony: I think you're cute.
                          Derek: Go away, fag.



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                          • #14
                            Graal owned you Derek. Unlike most games, it was PvP 24/7. The graphics weren't bad, but that was the good thing about it. Easy to load, and I own.
                            EGO

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                            • #15
                              Graal had its moments, but in the end it's pretty much like any other game; you just get sick of playing it and move on to something else.
                              Go Lions!

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                              • #16
                                True, Lary. One thing that I truly appreciated about the game was that it didn't center around leveling. The game required you to have PvP skill, much like the game I use to play called Nox. You're set in a large/small map and you can pick up weapons and armor (depending on the class) to make you stronger. However, when you die you start with the same weapons as when you came into the game. The person to get to 15/25 wins the match. Then you're taken to a new map. It was an extremely fun game; however, Westwood, seemingly, went under. I would probably still be playing it today if it had been updated.
                                EGO

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                                • #17
                                  ->

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                                  • #18
                                    Dumb nigger.
                                    EGO

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                                    • #19
                                      ya i played this game couple years ago when it was in beta, one of the worst games ever, makes me miss HB.
                                      ok

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