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  • Oh fuck

    I thought this site was dead like Terri Schiavo but it was just kept on life support like Terri Schiavo before they took her off life support and she died. I realize this reference may be less than timely. Anyway, I hate my job, I can't figure out women, my weiner is so big that it can't fit in all but the longest of pants, and Hurb is still gay.
    HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
    HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
    HE WRITES POETRY
    HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
    UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

    HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
    HE DYES IT JET BLACK
    BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
    JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
    HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
    BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
    HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
    HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE



  • #2
    Re: Oh fuck

    Why you hate your job? Seems pretty legit from what I've seen in the pictures.

    What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
    What we know is almost nothing at all
    But we are what we are 'til the day we die
    Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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    • #3
      Re: Oh fuck

      It's more the people, like everyone here is past retirement age and going senile. Listening to two senior citizens talk about how service at the bank isn't like how it was in the 70's isn't as much fun as it may sound.
      HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
      HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
      HE WRITES POETRY
      HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
      UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

      HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
      HE DYES IT JET BLACK
      BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
      JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
      HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
      BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
      HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
      HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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      • #4
        Re: Oh fuck

        Oh, I have that at my job, but I'm their boss so I just laugh to myself that they've been working here for as long as I've been alive, and I make more money.

        Turns out, college was worth something.

        What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
        What we know is almost nothing at all
        But we are what we are 'til the day we die
        Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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        • #5
          Re: Oh fuck

          My problem is I have to learn shit from these people, they don't even know what fucking day it is so that's always fun. This one old man spends half the day asking if anyone has seen his cal-ca-lator, it's under the mound of cheeto dust he acquires by 10 am. This one 70 year old woman wears a low cut shirt, nothing like an unintentional eyefull of geezer tit. I imagine if you milked a cow dry it would look quite similar.
          HE LISTENS TO THE FUCKING SMITHS
          HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
          HE WEARS A TRENCHCOAT
          HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE
          HE WEARS BLACK TIGHTS
          HE WRITES POETRY
          HE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK
          UNDER HIS MUSTACHE

          HE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUT
          HE DYES IT JET BLACK
          BUT HIS HAIR IS REALLY BROWN
          JUST LIKE HIS MUSTACHE
          HE WANTS TO BE ROBERT SMITH
          BUT WITH A MUSTACHE
          HE'S A FUCKING ART FAG
          HE'S GOT A MUSTACHE


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          • #6
            Re: Oh fuck

            Last edited by Bob; Sep. 9th 2014, 12:44 PM.
            http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap100120.html

            How insignificant you are.

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            • #7
              Re: Oh fuck

              Troy with the random music video.

              What we are is the sum of a thousand lies
              What we know is almost nothing at all
              But we are what we are 'til the day we die
              Or 'til we don't have the strength to go on

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              • #8
                Re: Oh fuck

                sheesh
                Tenst0wns
                ..and we found it, and it was pro.

                Originally posted by Evilbob
                People are fucked up.



                MASTERFUNK says: IRL sucks, there's no town gates.
                btw DJ is cool

                Alex says: new pencil + thin screwdriver combined with beach muscles beats STUPID CPU FAN

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