Evilbob's Daily Reviews: Disgaea

Disgaea is a great strategy RPG. I'm not a huge fan of the genre, but I enjoyed this game. This is probably the game that I would bring along if I was stranded on a deserted island, you can play it for hundreds of hours and not be close to doing everything. The game is your typical SRPG - choose a class, fight on a grid, level up, etc. Disgaea is unique in that you can level your characters up into the thousands. This takes like 3 years but it's doable, unlike Shannon. It also has a sens...

I know I've missed a couple days, but here's the definitive version of a kick ass survival horror game, Resident Evil 4 on the Wii. What makes this version the best? How about aiming with the fucking Wii remote like you would a real gun and then shooting psycho bitches in the head blam blam hahahah one day I will do that for real and all will suffer. Uhh just ignore the last part. So the story is the president's daughter is missing, and Leon Kennedy is the only dude bad enough to rescue her...

This game kicks immense amounts of ass. It was overshadowed by the Final Fantasy games, but in my opinion Xenogears is the best RPG on the Playstation. The storyline is deep and constantly interesting, the battle system is fun and creative, and it doesn't have a bunch of emo characters. Not only do you get to fight as your characters, you also get to fight as giant japanese seizure robots. This gives you two different ways to play, which makes the 60+ hour game less repetitive. Yeah, it's f...

After a week off creating illegitimate children across the country in celebration of Father's Day I've returned with another batch of previews. This week has a wide variety of games that may or may not include: Farming, Cultivation, Sexual Animals, Space, Obscure Fetishes, Mud Wrestling, Prostitution, Aerobics, and Tax Evasion.

27 Jun 2010

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The following game may cause homosexuality in young children. Parental discretion is advised. So here we have a shitty fucking arcade beat em up from the assholes at Jaleco. What's this one about? Take a fucking guess - some bitch got kidnapped, it's up to you to save her, etc. This one is set in 1939 and you play as one of two detectives - former professional wrestler Ravishing Rick Rude (RIP) and some faggot named Allen. Protip: Choose the guy with the stache. The game begins with Rick r...